Thursday, September 28, 2006

What to Post... What to Post

Since a certain someone has been houding me to post something, I've been trying to figure out what to post. I really have nothing to say. I am excited that "The Office" is on tonight. Tonight's episode: THE CONVENTION. Michael organizes a party in his hotel room when he, Dwight and Jan attend a convention in Philadelphia.

AWESOME.

Anyway, I didn't want this to turn into a blog that is about ONLY that show. So I did a little snooping around for something to blog about and found this little beauty:



ENOUGH SAID

Friday, September 22, 2006

Number Your Papers From 1 to 10

Your mission was to watch "The Office" Season 3 Premiere last night:



As promised, here is your quiz:

1.Pam and Jim got married. T or F?
2.Pam married Roy instead. T or F?
3.Kevin’s band, Scrantonisity, played at the wedding? T or F?
4.Dwight cried because Jim quit the Scranton office. T or F?
5.The following person was forced out of the closet:
a)Angela
b)Oscar
c)Creed
6.Meredith finally joined AA and quit drinking. T or F?
7.Phyllis and Michael went to high school together. T or F?
8.Who did Michael make out with:
a)Jan
b)Kelly
c)Oscar
9.Ryan is still a temp. T or F?
10.Toby and Stanley admitted their affair. T or F?

BONUS QUESTION: What was the best quote of the night?

Okay, you have 10 minutes. Pencils up. You may begin.... NOW!

Thursday, September 14, 2006

A Word of Advice to Celebrities:

STOP DOING REALITY TV SHOWS WITH YOUR SPOUSES!!!
It only ends in divorce.
Think I’m making this up?
Here’s your proof:


Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown
REALITY SHOW: “Being Bobby Brown” (isn’t nearly as pathetic as being Whitney Houston)


Travis Barker & Shanna Moekler
REALITY SHOW: “Meet the Barkers” (and then meet their attorneys)


Carmen Electra & Dave Navarro
REALITY SHOW: “Til Death Do Us Part” (or not…)


Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson
REALITY SHOW: “Newlyweds” (and no further than that)


WHO'S NEXT? Certainly not Brit & Kevin. Their marriage is rock solid. Doubtful that it's going to Ozzy & Sharon. Don't think it would be the Hogans. Hmmm... who could it be??? Any takers?

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

No Contest

Peanut Butter M&Ms



Kick Reese's Pieces' Ass!



Hands Down
No Contest
Case Closed

ET had no idea what the phuck he was talking about!

Friday, September 01, 2006

I'm Tired, I'm Crabby, And I Want To Go HOME!