Take A Freakin Shower!

So I'm totally disgusted by these men below. I have either heard that they are dirty or can just tell that they must stank by looking at them. I know a lot of women go ga-ga over these dudes, but for me, I cannot get past the odor. Now, get nekked, hop in the shower, soap up, and call me. THEN we can talk. No wait. Scratch that. Get nekked, call me, THEN hop in the shower and soap up.....

When Happily-Ever-After Fails

Oh no, another hollywood divorce!!! Carmen & Dave, what happened to "Til Death Do Us Part?" You both still look very much alive to me.

And then, I heard the news that Christie Brinkley & Hubby #4 are divorcing, too. Wow, she was married to this last guy for 10 years. 10 years. Wasn't she married to Billie Joel for a quite while? And # 2 and # 3 for a long while, too? Man, just how old is she? 70??

But, on a happier note... Pam Anderson and Kid Rock are getting hitched. So there is hope after all! Love, sweet love! I'm sure those two kids are gonna make it!!!

DWIGHT!!!!!!!!!!

I miss you, Man!

Another reason to hate summer.... Hot, sticky, and no Dwight Schrute.