Thursday, September 14, 2006

A Word of Advice to Celebrities:

STOP DOING REALITY TV SHOWS WITH YOUR SPOUSES!!!
It only ends in divorce.
Think I’m making this up?
Here’s your proof:


Whitney Houston & Bobby Brown
REALITY SHOW: “Being Bobby Brown” (isn’t nearly as pathetic as being Whitney Houston)


Travis Barker & Shanna Moekler
REALITY SHOW: “Meet the Barkers” (and then meet their attorneys)


Carmen Electra & Dave Navarro
REALITY SHOW: “Til Death Do Us Part” (or not…)


Nick Lachey & Jessica Simpson
REALITY SHOW: “Newlyweds” (and no further than that)


WHO'S NEXT? Certainly not Brit & Kevin. Their marriage is rock solid. Doubtful that it's going to Ozzy & Sharon. Don't think it would be the Hogans. Hmmm... who could it be??? Any takers?

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

On a different but similar note... another reality type show that I have recently discovered to love... Breaking up with Shannen Doherty... it's on Sundays on Oxygen.. Pretty funny!

8:04 AM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher.

8:29 AM  
Blogger Lo Lo Lova said...

Casper: Shannen Doherty is another hot mess for a different post. I caught an espisode of that once - it wasn't nearly as bad as I thought it would be.

Ubie: Okay, technically they don't have a reality show together. But since it's almost your creepy birthday, I'll let it go. Besides, you're probably right!

8:35 AM  
Blogger Knitty Kitty said...

I couldn't imagine being so for sale I was willing to broadcast the first few years of my marriage or any private time in my home.

They all need new agents.

3:54 PM  
Blogger Lo Lo Lova said...

KK: They all need SOULS... and to stop getting married in the meantime!

6:10 AM  
Blogger Melanie was here said...

Growing up Gotti? Doh, they'll just end up sleeping with the fishes.

9:53 AM  
Blogger honkeie said...

I would pay to see a show called 'The Clintons'

11:14 AM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

I'd rather see a "Laverne and Shirley" type show starring Mel and LoLo.

1:40 PM  
Blogger Lo Lo Lova said...

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight. Schlemeel, schlemazel, hasenfeffer incorporated.

We’re gonna do it!
Give us any chance, we’ll take it.
Give us any rule, we’ll break it.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true.
Doin’ it our way.

Nothin’s gonna turn us back now,
Straight ahead and on the track now.
We’re gonna make our dreams come true,
Doin’ it our way.

There is nothing we won’t try,
Never heard the word impossible.
This time there’s no stopping us.
We’re gonna do it.

On your mark, get set, and go now,
Got a dream and we just know now,
We’re gonna make our dream come true.
And we’ll do it our way, yes our way.
Make all our dreams come true,
And do it our way, yes our way,
Make all our dreams come true
For me and you.

2:33 PM  
Blogger msmachine said...

The sad thing is that they need this advice!

10:17 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OMG. i havent visited in a while and i was going through my links and decided to come over this way. i have been thinking about doing a post on all of these "mtv" break-ups!!!

isnt it nutty??? theyre all idiots.

11:27 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed? 23 years Happily Un-Married and now they have a show out. We'll see if they can make it to 24.

8:07 AM  
Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

It worked for Ozzie and Harriet!

3:42 PM  
Blogger Lo Lo Lova said...

Ms Machine - let's give it to them!

Amy - welcome back!

Sue Z Q - you may be right!

Brooke - yeah but look at the son they raised - a freaking drug addict who lit his plane on fire whilst toking up and crashed, killing everyone on board.

6:30 AM  

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