For Miss Wose

To Brooke, Our TRUE American IDOL...





I haven't watched the show this season, but I heard this song on the radio and the lyrics made me think of that little boy you helped. I bet one day he'll sing this to you!

Lyrics to Taylor Hicks' "Do I Make You Proud"

I've never been
the one to raise my hand
that was not me
and now that's who I am

because of you
I am standing tall

My heart is full
of endless gratitude

You were the one
The one to guide me through

Now I can see
And I believe

It's only just beginning

This is what we dreamed about
but my only question with me now
do I make you proud

stronger then I've ever been
now

Do I make you proud
Everybody needs to rise up
Everybody needs to be loved

This is what we dreamed about
but my only question with me now
do I make your proud
(2x)

Stronger than I've ever been

Do I make you proud?
Do I make you proud?

Do NOT Even Start With Me

God, I am so hormonal, it's not even funny. I have been on edge, irritable, and just plain pissed off for weeks now. When I was leaving work last night and walking to my car, some stupid bitch almost ran over me with hers. I actually chased after her on foot. I was yelling, "Hey Whore, Get Back Here!" I was literally going to kick her ass. I was so amped up, I could have done it with one hand tied behind my back.

I have been biting everyone's head off. At work. At home. Out in public. On the phone. My doctor put me back on the pill, and my hormones are just surging all over the place. I'm supposed to go back after 3 months of being on it, but I'm concerned I might be in jail before then for assault and battery charges. I'll finish up this month and if I still feel this way after I get my monthly visitor (can you believe I haven't even gotten it yet and I've been like this???), I think I'm going to take myself off of it.

People, I'm not even kidding you. I think my husband is afraid of me. I know my mother is. Years of pent-up frustration have come out in an onslaught of rage on her poor ass. Yeah, she's been getting the brunt of it. Not so good. Not so good.

Well, I'll keep you posted on my condition. Wish me luck. And for your own safety, for the love of God, DO NOT PISS ME OFF...

ARE YOU KIDDING ME WITH THIS???

ACCORDING TO CCN.COM:

NEW YORK (AP) -- Britney Spears stumbled outside a Manhattan hotel, nearly dropping her 8-month-old son and further fueling the ever-growing media scrutiny of her parenting skills.

In photos splashed across the front page and inside the New York Post on Friday, the 24-year-old pop star is shown exiting The Ritz-Carlton hotel with Sean Preston in one hand and a glass in the other.

As her bodyguards walked Spears to her car, she stumbled -- her long pants apparently getting tangled in her open-toed shoes -- and bent low as Sean Preston's head flung backward, knocking off his orange hat.

Spears, though, was able to keep her balance and hold on to her son, with help from a bodyguard, who reacted quickly.

A call to Spears' publicist Friday seeking comment was not immediately returned.

The baby bobble was the latest public incident involving the safety of Spears' child. Earlier this week, she was photographed driving with Sean Preston in a car seat facing forward. Some safety regulations say children's car seats should face backward.

Spears, who recently announced that she's pregnant with her second child, was visited by a sheriff's deputy at her home in Malibu, California, last month after Sean Preston slipped from his nanny's arms as she was lifting him from a high chair and something in the chair snapped.

In February, authorities visited Spears' home after photos showed the singer in a car with her son in her lap, instead of being strapped to a car seat in the back seat. She first blamed pursuits by the paparazzi, but later said it was a "mistake."

Oops, She Did It... AGAIN

Tod: "You know, Mrs. Buckman, you need a license to buy a dog, to drive a car - hell, you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reaming asshole be a father."

OR A MOTHER...



Look at that poor little baby! I can't believe his neck didn't snap. And I can't believe someone hasn't taken this child away from this FUCKING IDIOT. CHiPs said since no police officer actually SAW her do it, they can't do anything about it. Hmmm... does the same thing go for baby kidnapping? Assault? Murder?

And now this stupid whore is knocked up again? CHRIST! There is no justice in this world!!!

The Grass is Always Greener

Last night Hubby was kind enough to cut the grass when I got home from work. As I've stated before, we have a HUGE yard. My son was entertained for the entire hour and a half it took Hubby to cut the grass. It was like he was watching TV or something. Everytime my husband would walk away and then loop around to do another row of mowing, Boo Boo would get so excited. He would point out the window, jump up and down, and say, "Daddy! Daddy! Cowking Gwass!" Like it was the first time he was seeing him. It was hillarious.

Sometimes, it's the little things in life that bring us the most pleasure...

The Farmer's Daughters

Okay, this is my favorite joke of ALL time:


There was this Farmer who had 3 daughters that he was very protective of. One Friday night, all 3 daughters had dates. The Farmer sat in the living room, polishing his shot gun, waiting for the dates to arrive.

The first date knocks at the door and the Farmer and his shot gun answer. The young man says, “Hi! I’m Eddie. I’m here to pick up Betty. We’re going out for spaghetti. Is she ready?”

So the Farmer called Betty, and she left on her date.

The second date knocks at the door and the Farmer and his shot gun answer. This young man says, “Hi! I’m Joe. I’m here to pick up Flo. We’re going to the show. Is she ready to go?”

So the Farmer called Flo, and she left on her date.

The third date knocks at the door and the Farmer and his shot gun answer. The final young man says, “Hi! I’m Chuck.”

So the Farmer shot him.


HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYBODY :)