I'm going to find the inventor of pantyhose and KICK HIS ASS
So I bought a $6.00 pair of pantyhose and I've had them on for less than 12 hours, and they just ran. I am so sick and tired of pantyhose!! They are so expensive to purchase, but so cheaply made. I cannot find pantyhose that do not run after 1 or 2 wears. And they always run in different places, so I know it's not just me. Sometimes it's at the toe, sometimes on the knee, sometimes in the "crotchal" area, and sometimes in other places. I'm sick of it. I spend so much money on these freaking things and they always end up letting me down!
Sometimes I see adds in catalogs for pantyhose that are "guaranteed not to run" but they're like $50.00. Is it worth it to spend that kind of money in order to gain piece of mind? Today I wasn't even doing anything. I was just phucking sitting at my desk and I could feel the little bastard running down my leg. DAMNIT! Mitch Pantyhose, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!!
posted by Lo Lo Lova @ 1:37 PM
14 Comments:
No, it's not a word. I mean, I made it up, and used it as a word, but it's not a real word.
Mitch Pantyhose, SAY YER PRAYERS!
I think you have to ask yourself why it is your wearing pantyhose and whether, all in all, it is worth your while; then you have to acknowledge the fact that you want to change.
When you finally take that step and decide you both want and are ready to change, you will have to consider the alternatives. This means suspenders, or at least that's what we call them.
If you know what this means to us over here on the Great Island of United Britain, give me a call. If you're thinking of old men in shorts with their socks hoisted up around their gonads, call Walter Matthau.
jatosnid
Jesus Always Took Over Sleazy Nighclubs In Dallas
Umm, didn't you guys see Ubergirl's birthday pictures? You didn't say anything.
Captain, you have some issues.
Actually, I am required to wear pantyhose at work. It's not a choice. I could instead wear pants, but then I am required to wear socks, and that is much hotter than pantyhose. At least to me.
And sidebar: I think Walter Matthau is dead. But if you know how I can still get in touch with him, do tell!
Ubi: I've commented. Sorry
Haha were you in them when they "ran"? Haha. Oho. Ok, true, I have no pantyhose comments.
What kind of employer has the right to dictate your choice of underwear?!
rixuwq
Righteous Indignation Xrays Underwear With Quilting
Sgt, your secret is safe with me :)
Spirit, that is hillarious. Do also you crank call people and say, "Is your refrigerator running? Well you better go catch it!"
Destiny, welcome to my blog! You are so young. You may have to come to terms with the fact that in 10 years you will have to wear pantyhose every day. So be prepared :)
Captain, I looked up our dress code policy and am unable to copy and paste it. It's on Adobe, and I'm unable to copy it at all. But it clearly states that we must wear pantyhose if we are wearing skirts and we must wear sox if wearing pants. I'm not sure why they are able to dictate this, but they sign my paycheck so I will comply!
If you wear pants, wear knee highs... i buy the cheap ones from walmart that are called "today's girl" they are 4 pairs for a buck... and i can get atleast two wears out of them... they've never ran unless i caught them on something...i never wear panty hose... the men here love when i wear a skirt, so they aren't going to make me wear those nasty things!
LW: I hate the lines knee-highs leave. I try wearing trouser socks. I should do like some old ladies and wear knee-highs with skirts. That always cracks me up :)
I thought I read "trouser snakes." LOL!
I too abhor pantyhose and avoid it...although come winter I wear black tights all the time...I will say I've found Donna Karan tights to be rather durable, I had one pair for about 5 years. They're a bit costly, but in my experience, worth it (they also fit my freakishly long legs, which is also a nice feature)
Mis Lis: Thank you for the suggestion! I, too, have long legs - I'm fairly tall and short wasted with a lot of junk in the trunk. Not an easy fit. But I will give DK a shot. To me, the money is worth it if they last more than 2 wears.
Sidebar: This morning I put on yet another pair, which ran. So I got out a second pair, put them on, and drove to work. Getting out of the car this morning, I looked down and noticed YET ANOTHER RUNNER. Honest to God! I'm thinking of painting my legs so I don't have to wear these phuckers anymore :)
PS: Mel, get your mind out of the gutter~
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