Wednesday, August 10, 2005

If one more person tries to open the door while I'm in the bathroom...

.... I'm gonna punch them in their asshole!

12 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sweet Diggity... you can have our problem with the toilets that are about to over flow!

11:38 AM  
Blogger Melanie was here said...

I am SO jiggling the handle. And maybe I'll slip something under the door for old time's sake.

11:52 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

OUCH!

1:45 PM  
Blogger Ubermilf said...

At the risk of enraging you further... did you try locking the door?

3:12 PM  
Blogger John said...

why aren't you using the door hanger?

4:20 PM  
Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

Mel, you got me back for cracking you up in the office. I can't get past your "no-no place" comment. LOL!!!

4:38 PM  
Blogger Lo Lo Lova said...

Ubi, the door WAS locked. But it's a regular door with a handle, and it's always closed. So instead of knocking like a civilized human, most peolple just try to turn the handle. Some very embarrassing incidents have insued as a result.

John, I wasn't pooping.

8:44 AM  
Blogger John said...

I don't see what that has to do with anything

4:30 PM  
Blogger GingerSnaps said...

lol, if you werent pooping then what the deal? i hate when people stand outside the door when im pooping and then rush in and smell my stink right after im done...like they didnt know i was pooping???

10:59 PM  
Blogger Lo Lo Lova said...

Okay, John. I see your point. I will hang said sign on the door from now on because no one will dare knock or jiggle if they see that.

Red, people around here are just rude. And I agree with you. If I'm waiting for more than a minute, I leave. NO WAY I'm going in there after someone has been in there that long. No thank you!!

5:08 AM  
Blogger honkeie said...

I also love the people who ask if someone is in there when they find it locked. I always like to reply but some witty remark like, "George Micheal here, and I need a few momments to pass this movement."

10:04 AM  
Blogger Lo Lo Lova said...

I really thought you were going to go somewhere else with the George Michael in the bathroom comment...

11:05 AM  

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