Why Do I Have To Work?

Aside from the socialization and monetary aspects, I see no real benefit of working. Being on vacation for 11 days made it very hard to come back here. True, I like my boss and most of my coworkers. True, I need the money. But it's also true that I would like to win the lotto and not have to work again. It would be awesome. I would love to be with my son 24/7. I would love to be with my husband, too.

We could travel. I would get my own jet, though. Maybe then I wouldn't be so afraid to fly. And I'd have my personal physician on board to shoot me up with some vallium. I'd hire a personal chef and trainer so that I could get thin. And I'd even airbrush my abs on like Mariah Carey did.

So that I wouldn't be bored, I would buy this old abandoned hotel downtown (by Channel 5) and turn it into a homeless shelter that I would oversee. And I would start a Deer Rehabilitation Center (see my earlier post about the baby deer) and be involved in that as well.

I would hire a personal tutor and teacher for my son, who would travel with us wherever we went. I would buy my husband the Porsche he's been wanting, and I think I'd get that Lexus SUV. And I'd buy the baby one of those kick-ass Jeeps that they have for kids so he could tool around in that.

I'd buy my own county. And only let my family and friends live in it. I'd buy them all a house. But I would have a private tunnel under our house (like a Bat Cave) where we could escape when the in-laws come knocking on the door. "Sorry, you JUST missed them," Jeeves would say.

Yes, I think I would very much like winning the lotto and not working. How would you all like to live in my county? LoLo County, Ohio. And I could name all of the streets cool things like, "Real Friends Road" and "On-The-Bubble Boulevard" and "His- Side Circle." It would be great.

Alright, it's settled. I'll be winning the next Mega Millions. See you on "All-Bloggers Avenue."