HAPPY NEW YEAR!

KISSES TO ALL!

LoLo OUT... See you bitches next year!

HAPPY HOLIDAYS!

Clark: "Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny fucking Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white ass down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse."


WISHING YOU ALL A VERY HAPPY HOLIDAY!!! I HOPE THAT WHATEVER YOU CELEBRATE, AND HOWEVER YOU CELEBRATE, THE MAGIC OF THE SEASON TOUCHES YOUR HEART AND BRINGS YOU GREAT JOY!!! TALK TO YOU ALL NEXT WEEK.

PEACE AND LOVE,
LO LO

We're Goin' Streakin...

"True love is hard to find, sometimes you think you have true love and then you catch the early flight home from San Diego and a couple of nude people jump out of your bathroom blindfolded like a goddamn magic show ready to double team your girlfriend..."

5 Weird Habits

My old buddy, Honkeie2, tagged The Muffinass with the old "Five Weird Habits of Yourself." I don't know how I'm going to narrow this down to only 5, but here goes...

1) My favorite snack is Reduced Fat Ruffles potato chips & muenster cheese. I have to eat them together. I have no idea where I came up with this concoction, but I freaking LOVE it. No other cheese will do. And no other chips.

2) When I talk to my husband or my mom, I always, always, always say "I love you" before hanging up the phone. If I get into a fight with one of them, before the day is over, it must be said. Life is short, you never know if you'll wake up tomorrow!

3) I always wear an undershirt under my shirt/sweater/blazer/etc. This is due to the fact that I have an unfortunate relationship with perspiration. Okay, I sweat like a pig. I'd rather stink up an undershirt that can be easily replaced than ruin a good top. Plus, it cuts down on T.H.O.

4) I eat french fries in even numbers. I always pair them off. I have to. If there is one fry left, I will leave it on my plate. Same thing goes for candy, vegetables, etc. Basically anything that you eat more than one of.

5) I don't make the bed. Considering what an anal-retentive neat-freak I am, this is quite out of character. But my philosphy is that it's just going to get messed up tonight, so why bother remaking it?

Okay, now I'm supposed to tag 5 more people to do this:

Mel
Brooke
Ubie
Nick
Dan

HAVE FUN, YOU FREAKS :)

I Admit It: I'm A Little Too Into TV

Okay, so my husband thinks I'm "cute" because when I watch TV I get really involved in the program. I feel like these people are a part of my life somehow. For instance, on one of the best shows there currently is on television, "The Office" (NBC Tuesday Nights at 9:30pm), I totally want Jim and Pam to hook up. When I watched the Christmas episode on Tuesday and Jim put so much thought into picking out the perfect gift for Pam (a teapot) and filled it with "inside joke" presents, I was soooo pissed that Michael decided to have a "Yankee Swap" because he was unhappy with the gift he received. Someone stole the gift from Pam and she was forced to take another gift. My heart broke for Jim.

I yelled out, "Damn that Michael! He's such an asshole!! And poor Jim - he put so much thought into his gift." My husband thought this was hilarious. To him, it's just a tv show. But I get very involved in it. I do not know why this is. I'm the same way when I read a book or watch a movie. I just have always involved myself somehow and feel an attachment to characters. Perhaps it's because I'm an only child and I found friends in shows, movies, and books. I don't know. Perhaps it's because growing up I didn't have friends (yes, I was the unathletic, fat, nerdy kid that no one wanted to befriend ). I really cannot pinpoint what it is that draws me to these fake people. Whatever it may be, it's probably the same thing that compels me to never watch a movie where someone I love in a good-guy role is a bad-guy. (For instance, I cannot watch movies where Tommy Lee Jones is a bad guy because I love him too much in films where he plays a cop - The Fugitive, Men In Black, Double Jeopardy, etc).

Whatever the reason, I am admitting to you, my blogger friends, that I am a total dork. I hope that you can see past this and still love the Lova. I know we all have these deep, dark secrets. But at least mine isn't dressing up like a Star Trek character and attending the conventions....

So, what's YOUR secret?

Topless Friday: For Flan

Hey, you said it had to be a woman... :)