Yet Another Email Between Mel & Lo Lo
Today Mel and I had Subway. Yummy, Yummy Subway. I had the tasty veggie delight (actually, that's what I was charged for, but not what I got...oh well!) and Mel had tuna fish.
As I may have mentioned before, I do not eat fish or seafood of any kind. EVER. It's the smell thing I can't get past.
After lunch, Mel sprayed her lovely perfume. Being the pain in the ass sensitive type that I am, I sneezed almost immediately after the first poof.
So Mel sent me the following email:
"SORRY ‘BOUT THE PERFUME. FORGOT HOW SENSITIVE YOU ARE. JUST TRYING TO GET RID OF FISH SMELL!"
And I responded with:
"I’ll take that smell to the smell of rotting vagina ANY DAY"
Melanie told me that she wasn't even going to respond to my email. "You won," she stated with disgust.
Thank you - I'll be here all week :)
posted by Lo Lo Lova @ 11:10 AM
12 Comments:
Good thing I missed that one!
for the record, my vagina does not smell like rotting fish.
Melanie, I would say that you are right, but I don't want anyone wondering why I know what your vagina smells like. So I'll just say that from this side of the room, I have never smelled YOUR rotting fish...
I have been on a personal basis with several vaginas and I have yet come across any that gave off the odor of tuna. I like tuna but if I ever came across a vagian that smelled that way it would be the last time I visited that fork in the road head first. I can only hold my breath for 3 minutes at a time. :-D
There's this little thing called "Too Much Information," and I think we've all crossed that line!
Honk - All I have to say to you is this: EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Miss Knit left a comment about Bea Arthur's vagina on my site, if anyone's interested.
Wait wait wait a friggin' minute here. There's mention of fish, tuna, "veggie delight" (what kind of sick encrypted language is that?) and vagina all in the same post. I can't go on I'm laughing so hard. What exactly is your part in contributing to the status of the world's #1 h.c.? Won't risk incriminating you (or me) by saying more, but come on ladies, tuna and vaginas? You two shudda been in a frat. How hilarious. Thx for keeping me laughing. Will send you the link to my own blogger dealio if I ever get it off the ground.
DAN! Hello and welcome back to Blogger World!
Please tell me what "HC" stands for. I'm lost.
Brooke: No, the perfume was to COVER UP the smell of rotting vagina, aka tuna fish.
Ubie: Saw the comment. I used to like Golden Girls. No mas. No mas!
Hoo hoo dilly...I now have a new name for the joy stick of the happy game lol.
Honkeie: My personal fave is "tinkle stick"
I thought a hoo hoo dilly was another name for a "fuzzy funnel" or vagina, for all you lay-people.
Brooke: We're so mature :)
If I tell ya what HC means, then maybe folks'll know more aboutcha than they should. But anyhow, when a certain place is ranked #1 for many years in a row, that might have something to do with HC. Speaking of vaginas, the local TV news (well, local being the big metropolis 2 hours south of me) is having a "feature" news spot about how some women are now "achieving complete eradication of their period: bleeding, cramping, spotting." They spent, no joke, like 6 minutes discussing the ins and outs of periods. Now listen, I'm all about natural body function and being at peace with it (ask Melisnotcrazy - I've had these discussions with her in the past), but you know, I don't go into depth about my ball sack movements, as natural as they are, so really, do I need to hear in depth about "bleeding, cramping, spotting?" Answer: NO.
Okay D, my mind was in the gutter. You can't even imagine what I was thinking. That I'm the world's number one Head Case, Hairy C--t, Hoochy Coochie, Hot Clam. I don't know.
Ball Sack Movement?!?! I didn't realize that happened. See that's the difference between us. I'd totally watch a special on BSM. That is interesting.
I do have to say, though, that no one really needs to hear about periods. YUCK. I have one, and I don't want to hear about it.
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