If I knew there would be tests, I never would have signed up for this

Everyone keeps tagging me to blog about answering these 5 questions, and then removing this name, adding that name, putting down more names, etc, etc, etc.

Well, I'M NOT DOING IT.

Oh, alright. I'll answer the 5 questions, but I'm not going to make anyone else do it. Thanks Ubi, Brooke, and John. And I'm sure Mel would have tagged me, too, if they hadn't already done so.

The 5 things I miss about childhood:

1. The lack of responsibilities. Remember how you couldn't wait to be a grown-up so you could live by your own rules? Well how come no one told me that I'd have to pay a mortgage, an electric bill, a gas bill, a waste disposal bill, a telephone bill, a cell phone bill, credit card bills, etc, etc, etc.?? Plus the fact that I have to WORK in order to pay these bills. What is that all about??!! It's total bullshit, Man!

2. Getting out of school at 3pm. I'm lucky if I get out of work before 7pm. I miss my four hours of freedom.

3. Sleeping in on the weekends/ summer vacation. Since my son has been born, the latest I've "slept in" is 8am. And on a work day, I'm up at 5am.

4. Being able to eat whatever I wanted. Not that I didn't have a weight problem then as well, but I never once read a label or counted a calorie or drank diet pop. (Hence the weight problem now....)

5. Having a home-cooked meal every night. Even if I complained about what we were having, didn't like it, or begged to go out to eat, I miss having my mom's home-cookin on the table every night at 5pm. (Sidebar: Hubby is a great cook, but we're both so tired at the end of either being at work all day or taking care of baby, that neither one of us has any desire to cook).

The other 5 questions:

1. Can you tell me your whereabouts on the evening of April 38th, 1991?
I believe at the local pub, drinking my body weight in Bud Light.

2. If you could have named yourself, which name would you have picked?
Anastasia Beaverhowsen

3. What was the 29th book you read?
"Mommy, Where Do Babies Come From?" (Mom wouldn't tell me, so I had to find out on my own!)

4. In your opinion, who was the hottest Apostle?
John

5. Dude, where's my car?
I don't know because some days I'm driving the mini van, others the Nissan. I have to walk around the parking lot hitting the alarm buttons to see if any vehicle starts beeping. Then I go toward the light. Or the car that is beeping...

Alright. I'm done. There are my lists.

Good day, sir. I SAID GOOD DAY!