People Piss Me Off
It's 10:30am and I am already fed up with people for the day. In fact, Melanie and I are both having our fair share of stupid, ignorant, rude, sarcastic, impatient, and obnoxious people. I'm sick of dealing with them. She is sick of dealing with them. One more jerk calls me, and I'm giving them an earful. WATCH OUT. Here comes Lo Lo, and she is PISSED!!!!
posted by Lo Lo Lova @ 7:28 AM
12 Comments:
I love you.
Oh Ubie, I love you too!
Mel and I were just commenting on you. She was worried that she hadn't heard from you today. Everything okay??
Wow, everyone is feeling so violent today. Time to clean out your auras.
Why don't you kiss my aura?
Bend over, baby!
You know, I'm sorry Lo Lo. I'm overtired and taking it out on you, the one I love! Forgive me? (aura has been properly cleansed)
"kiss my aura" - hilarious.
Mel, I forgive you. But only because you bought be breakfast today.
Nick, it wasn't that funny...
It was the delivery more than what she said.
I'll give you delivery!
You know, when I was growing up, this was always my mom's defense. She would always say, "I'll give you [blank]" or "I'll show you [blank]" It doesn't make any sense, but yet I find it totally effective.
Oh, and Nick, KISS MY AURA
I'll give you kiss my aura!
Effective, Nick. Effective!
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