Thursday, May 12, 2005

Does anyone care that Corey Clark slept with Paula Abdul?

1) He is so nasty, he is worse that Kevin Federline

2) Why did he wait 2 years to tell-all, when his new "album" and new "book" are both out?

3) What kind of sleezeball holds on to that stuff for 2 years?

4) We all know Paula is on drugs - maybe that explains it?

5) I really doubt Paula's reputation will suffer
a) she was involved in a freaking HIT & RUN accident, and no
one seemed to care
b) she was married to Emilio Esteves, and no one seemed to care
c) she sang some of the worst songs ever made, and no one seemed to care

6) Ergo: Corey, even if you really did bang her, NO ONE CARES!

5 Comments:

Blogger Melanie was here said...

Who cares? I heart Constantine.

8:28 AM  
Blogger Lo Lo Lova said...

ANOTHER SKANKY DUDE

9:53 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO ONE CARES

10:11 AM  
Blogger Shirley said...

I'm surprised at how little she got for her money! Wasn't there anyone better to choose from?

10:38 AM  
Blogger Lo Lo Lova said...

Anonymous: Thanks for the input

American Idol Addict: Not sure where the violence is coming from. Wait... Is this Corey Clark or Scott Savol???

Overshop: I agree. Why, why, why risk it all for that no-talent ass clown? Paula has ISSUES!

11:40 AM  

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