I Think I Broke My Ass

So yesterday I was going down the stairs from the kitchen to the basement. I guess my socks were slippery, because I put my right foot down on the first step to begin my descent down the stairs, and the next thing I know, I had bypassed all 7 steps and landed square on my ass.

Now don’t get me wrong, there’s plenty of padding on my big fat ass, but let me tell you this: IT HURT LIKE HELL. My poor little Boo Boo was freaking out saying, “Mommy, are you okay? Mommy, get up!” All I wanted to do was yell “PHUCK” over and over and over again, but I couldn’t. I also wanted to cry, but couldn’t do that either, for fear of scaring the crap out of my son.

Today my ass still hurts. Every time I sit down, it hurts. Ever time I get up from sitting down, it hurts. Every time I bend over, it hurts. Every time I walk, it hurts. But the good news is that my back – which I hurt shoveling the snow last week – finally feels better.

YEP, IT SUCKS GETTING OLD.

Happy Groundhog's Day!

Phil's official forecast as read 2/2/07 at 7:28 a.m. at Gobbler's Knob:

El Nino has caused high winds, heavy snow, ice and freezing temperatures in the west.
Here in the East with much mild winter weather we have been blessed.
Global warming has caused a great debate.
This mild winter makes it seem just great.
On this Groundhog Day we think of one thing.
Will we have winter or will we have spring?
On Gobbler's Knob I see no shadow today.
I predict that early spring is on the way.


WOOHOO... Happy Spring :)