PEOPLE I HATE:
And also...
Pedophiles
People Who Abuse Children
Men Who Beat Women
Homophobes
Racists
Murder-Suicide Committers (chickenshit sons-a-bitches!!!!!!!!)
Mother-in-Laws Who Think You’re Never Good Enough for Their Child
People Who Try To Tell You How to Raise Your Children
People Who Put You Down (in attempt to make themselves feel better)
Rich People Who Are Cheap (be generous and charitable, ya douchebags!)
People Who Are Rude (it’s not hard to say “thanks” or “please” or “excuse me”!)
People Who Drive Exceedingly UNDER the Speed Limit
People Who Ask Stupid Questions at Meetings and Prolong Them Indefinitely
People Who Push Their Religion on You
People Who Live in Proverbial Glass Houses and Whilst Throwing Big Ass Stones
FOOD I HATE:
Fish (oh the smell!!)
Seafood (oh the smell!!)
Mushrooms
Olives
Coconut (allergy)
Walnuts (allergy)
Lima Beans
Wings
Any Meat With Bones
Turkey
Veal
Pork (except pork sausage)
Italian Sausage
Steak (too much gristle)
Indian Food
Lebanese Food
BBQ Sauce
Hot Sauce
Anything Spicy
TV SHOWS I HATE:
P.T.I. (I can’t decide which guy I hate more…)
Mama’s Family (suddenly they are showing reruns)
Becker
Still Standing
The War at Home (this is a very offensive show!)
Judge Anybody (I hate all of those damn judge shows!)
Rachael Ray (pick any one of her 75 programs – I hate them ALL!)
Oprah (I’m sorry, but that woman thinks waaaaay too much of herself)
Maury
Jerry Springer
It’s A Big, Big World (kids’ show/that freaky thing sounds like he’s high as a mo-fo)
And...
Infomercials
