Thursday, October 05, 2006

Random Rant: THINGS I HATE

PEOPLE I HATE:



And also...
Pedophiles
People Who Abuse Children
Men Who Beat Women
Homophobes
Racists
Murder-Suicide Committers (chickenshit sons-a-bitches!!!!!!!!)
Mother-in-Laws Who Think You’re Never Good Enough for Their Child
People Who Try To Tell You How to Raise Your Children
People Who Put You Down (in attempt to make themselves feel better)
Rich People Who Are Cheap (be generous and charitable, ya douchebags!)
People Who Are Rude (it’s not hard to say “thanks” or “please” or “excuse me”!)
People Who Drive Exceedingly UNDER the Speed Limit
People Who Ask Stupid Questions at Meetings and Prolong Them Indefinitely
People Who Push Their Religion on You
People Who Live in Proverbial Glass Houses and Whilst Throwing Big Ass Stones

FOOD I HATE:

Fish (oh the smell!!)
Seafood (oh the smell!!)
Mushrooms
Olives
Coconut (allergy)
Walnuts (allergy)
Lima Beans
Wings
Any Meat With Bones
Turkey
Veal
Pork (except pork sausage)
Italian Sausage
Steak (too much gristle)
Indian Food
Lebanese Food
BBQ Sauce
Hot Sauce
Anything Spicy

TV SHOWS I HATE:

P.T.I. (I can’t decide which guy I hate more…)
Mama’s Family (suddenly they are showing reruns)
Becker
Still Standing
The War at Home (this is a very offensive show!)
Judge Anybody (I hate all of those damn judge shows!)
Rachael Ray (pick any one of her 75 programs – I hate them ALL!)
Oprah (I’m sorry, but that woman thinks waaaaay too much of herself)
Maury
Jerry Springer
It’s A Big, Big World (kids’ show/that freaky thing sounds like he’s high as a mo-fo)

And...
Infomercials

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

we share some of the same food hates... (mushrooms, seafood and all that nasty shit!)

9:25 AM  
Blogger honkeie said...

Indian Food
Lebanese Food
I agree but all the other foods I like....exspecally mushrooms!

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I hate raw tomatoes...however I will eat just about anything made from tomatoes.

12:14 PM  
Blogger Lo Lo Lova said...

Casper - You'd think with all the food I hate I'd weigh 90 lbs. I WISH!

Honk - I'm not talking about those kind of shrooms

Sue Z Q - I cannot eat tomatoes on a hot sandwich. Isn't that weird?

Ubie - being that I'm not adventurous when it comes to food, I don't like duck or lamb - even though I've never tried them. I can't stand the smell.

Not a big nut person. I only like honey-roasted peanuts... and Jiff.

2:30 PM  
Blogger John said...

what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

nothing she ain't already been told twice.

8:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes.. I'm a picky eater... plain but picky... most things i don't like I've never tried, but something has turned me off of them !

6:32 AM  
Blogger Scarlet Hip said...

I agree completely with your first list. Asshats!

5:01 PM  
Blogger Momma Janks said...

Maija LOVES the "stoner sloth," Snook, on It's a Big, Big, World.

He's totally wasted, but so mellow.

1:13 PM  

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