"You're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollypop"
Saw the movie "Dodge Ball" the other night and this line struck me as hillarious. I've used it quite a lot in the past few days. The guy on the phone at AT&T, yeah, he was about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollypop. The woman working at TJ Maxx, yeah, she was about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollypop. And I told her so! Okay, maybe not in real-life, but definitely in my imagination. So there!
posted by Lo Lo Lova @ 6:42 AM
8 Comments:
That is why I carry a whip with me at all times. It doesn't help with people on the phone, though. Perhaps I should purchase an air horn.
That's why I keep a whistle by the phone. I use it when telemarketers call during dinner or after 8pm when the baby has just fallen asleep. And I really hate it when I'm enthralled in the tv and those bastards call. That's when I yell, "WE ARE WATCHING [insert show name here]" and slam the phone down. Of course, since it's a cordless, it doesn't actually hang up. Then they are stuck there, listening to me watch my show!
I completely agree with the airhorn idea...I was at least able to get the newspapers to stop calling trying to sell subscriptions, I let them do their entire spiel, and then enthusiastically respond "That sounds fantastic! what a gread deal! I assume you offer a braille edition?"
As for Dodgeball, since it played at Brew and View for so long I've seen it more times than I can count, and I have to say, the scene with the wrenches never fails to crack me up.
"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball" - pure comic genius.
Miss Lis,
I love your braille comment. That is fabulous!
As for the movie, I also thoroughly enjoyed the part where Justin gets pummeled with balls repeatedly. The wrench part was a classic, too!
Plus, I love anything with Vince Vaughn in it. He is yummy :)
one time I had these pants that didn't have urine in them. Then I read your blog.
John, you just made my day! You're the best!! And as soon as I figure out how to link people to my blog, you will be first on my list! Followed by my two main girls.
John, your urination fascination is rivaled only by your poop fetish! I love it!
John, I was just in a hallway that smelled like urine. Thought of you...
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