New Product

So Mel sends me this email:

i think she's lying.....and i think you are an @ss douche.

Here's my response:

Ew. @ss douche. I'd like to see the commercial for that:

Do you suffer from chronic swamp@ss?
Does your lover ask you to bathe before intercourse?
Well do we have the product for you!
@ss douche, by Menon

Now your @ss can smell like a bed of roses.
And your lover won't pass out when you rip off your undies
He (or she) can make believe you're on laying in a field of blossoming flowers instead of a pool of your own @ss sweat

So the next time you you have that not-so-fresh feeling in your rectal region, try @ss douche, by Menon

Your @ss will thank you for it!