"Sidebar: How Madonna Is This?"
Okay, anyone know where that quote came from? Bonus points if you do.
Here's my little sidebar for today: Over the weekend we were out of town visiting the in-laws. We stayed at the Super 8 in tropical Athens, Ohio. Not a bad place. Fairly clean.
As I was in the shower, the curtain kept clinging to my side. This is a very frustrating phenomenon. No matter what you do, you cannot get that mother effing thing to just stop sticking to you. Which brings me to my sidebar: How many other people have had this same exact shower curtain cling to their naked body parts? And, furthermore, why does it now burn when I urinate?
posted by Lo Lo Lova @ 10:50 AM
2 Comments:
It has happened to me and I feel so violated afterwards. I think the burning urine is due to the hookers you picked up in tropical athens, completely unrelated to the skanky shower curtain that you humped!
Alright... not sure how as a woman I am capable of humping. But whatever. And, incidentally, those hookers had their paperwork all in order, so that was the cause of my little problem. Duh!
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